Looks like ketchup. Isn’t.
Outside, it’s the packet from the bottom of every takeout bag. Inside, it’s one real latex condom. Goes on you, not your food.
The real thing
The wrapper is the joke. The condom isn’t. One latex condom in every packet.
Four flavors, zero flavor
Ketchup, Mustard, Relish and Mayo. They all taste like nothing, because you don’t eat them.
Easy to pass around
Toss one to a friend. Fill a bowl at the party. Nobody has ever blushed at a ketchup packet.
You're on the list. Spread the love.
We'll write before Valentine's Day 2027 with early access to the first batch.
Nutrition Facts
4 servings per variety pack
Serving size1 packet (1 latex condom)
Amount per serving
Calories0
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 0g0%
Sodium 0mg0%
Total Sugars 0g. You’re sweet enough.0%
Hot Dog not includedBYO
Awkwardness 0g0%
Innuendo 1 heaping tbsp100%
*Percent Daily Values are based on a diet that does not include eating condoms. Please keep it that way.
INGREDIENTS: One latex condom. That’s the whole recipe. NOT FOOD. DO NOT EAT.
CAUTION: This product contains natural rubber latex which may cause allergic reactions.